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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. Ill throw 1000 on the floor and by the time you bend down to pick it up ill be done she thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the story. He told her that he was pretending to be a light bulb so that the boss might think he was crazy give him a few days off.

If it wasnt for the last minute nothing would get done. How can we keep the office clean me. Anything that could possibly go wrong often does as well as a thing or two that couldnt possibly.

Everyone loves witty jokes. Three doctors are discussing which types of patients they prefer. Doctor watson says i prefer librarians.

Everything was great until i needed the loo. Three doctors are discussing which types of patients they prefer. Work hard play hard.

So i pushed her over. Our hand picked list of hilarious jokes is guaranteed to make anyone laugh. All their organs are alphabetized.

Funny office joke 7. Her boyfriend said do it but ask him for 2000. His co worker whos blonde.

All their organs are numbered. A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. Doctor ahn says i prefer lawyers.

The boss finally agrees to give him a 5 percent raise and bill happily gets up to leave. In almost every case youre flouting authority. It helps to put the blame on someone else.

Today at the bank an old lady asked me to help check her balance. And that is often punishable by dismissal play it safe with these 30 work appropriate jokes designed for an office environment. A boss said to his secretary i want to have sex with you but i will make it very fast.

Asked him what he was doing. I started out with nothing and i still have most of it. Step outside your cubicle and share our funny office jokes and knock knock office jokes that will make you everyones.

I always tell new hires dont think of me as your boss think of me as a friend who can fire you. If our boss makes a mistake it is our mistake. Bill walks into his bosss office one day and says sir ill be straight with you i know the economy isnt great but ive got three companies after me and id like to respectfully ask for a raise after a few minutes of haggling.

Doctor fitzpatrick says i prefer mathematicians. Someone has stolen my microsoft office and they are going to pay for it you have my word.